The Glorious Nation of The United Socialist Republic of Datlof is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mighty Emperor Brewis Ginley with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 15.755 billion Datlofians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novochermansk. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Datlofian economy, worth a remarkable 2,776 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,208 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Socialist Republic of Datlof's national animal is the Datlofian Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United Socialist Republic of Datlof is ranked 25,280^th in the world and 47^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Populations, with 15.8 billion capita.